i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
So on the Rimmel website you can upload a photo and put make up on the ‘model’
It’s at this point i’m beginning to wonder… what the fuck am I doing with my life?
(p.s. you should all try it, it’s hilarious.)
This is my design…
I’m gonna need for someone to get Hiddles in on this